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片名 剪刀手愛德華
外面很冷 快鉆進被窩 Snuggle in, sweetie! lt's cold out there.
為什么會下雪? 雪是從哪里來的? Why is it snowing, Grandma? Where does it come from?
這說來話長 Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart.
-我想聽 -改天再說 快睡吧 -I wanna hear. -Oh, not tonight. Go to sleep.
我還不困 告訴我吧 求求你 I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please.
好吧 Well, all right.
我來想想 Let's see...
我想就從剪刀說起吧 I guess it would have to start with... scissors!
剪刀? Scissors?
什么的剪刀都有 Well, there are all kinds of scissors.
從前 有個人的手便是剪刀 And once there was even a man who had scissors for hands.
-男人? -是 -A man? -Yes.
-手拿剪刀? -不 是剪刀手 -Hands scissors? -No, scissor hands.
你知道山頂那座古堡嗎? You know the mansion on top of the mountain?
那里在鬧鬼 It's haunted.
嗯 Well...
很久以前 A long time ago...
有位發明家住在那里 an inventor lived in that mansion.
他發明了許多東西 He made many things, I suppose.
他甚至創造出一個人 He also created a man.
他給他造了器官 心臟 頭腦 以及一切 He gave him insides, a heart, a brain, everything.
幾乎什么都有了 Well, almost everything.
但那發明家年紀很大了 You see, the inventor was very old.
他臨死前 尚未完成一切 He died before he got to fiinish the man he invented.
所以就留下了那個男孩 So the man was left by himself,
未被完成 并且非常孤單 incomplete and all alone.
他有沒有名字? He didn't have a name?
他當然有名字 Of course he had a name.
他叫愛德華 His name was Edward.
雅芳來拜候你 Avon calling!
-你不是剛來過嗎? -不 那是上一季了 -Weren't you just here? -No, not since last season!
今天我是來展示新系列眼影 Today I've come to show you our exquisite new line of softer colours, in shadows,
粉底 唇膏 blushes and lipstick.
配合你瞬息萬變的容顏 Everything you need to accent and highlight your changing look.
瞬息萬變的容貌? 真好 My changing look... That's good!
另外你喜歡的系列我也有 I also have a complete selection of your old favourites,
這是本公司一向暢銷的 those tried and true products we've all come to depend on year in and year out.
你知我從未跟你買過 Come on, Peg, I never buy anything from you.
我知道 再見 海倫 再見 I know. Bye, Helen.
這個不用叫我啊 Um, you didn't have to call me, ma'am.
你應該可以自己修理 You could have taken care of this by yourself.
那里可以 I could? I don't think so.
只是水管塞了而已 It's easy. Your food trap's clogged, that's all.
你把這個圓球卸下來 See this bolt here? You just unscrew this...
看 Mm-hm...
這不就下來了嗎? And out she pops.
電視說 水電工都很寂寞 On TV they say you repairmen are a lonely bunch.
其實我們家庭主婦也很寂寞 Housewives get lonely too,
卸下來后 And then you just take this
再小心的裝回去 and put it back in here nice and easy. Be careful not to force it.
別使勁 這尺寸剛好塞進 然后再轉回去 And then you just screw this back on.
會是誰啊 Oh, now who could that be?
失陪一下 Will you excuse me for a moment?
別亂跑 我馬上回來 你教得太出色 Now, don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. This is fascinatin'!
我不想錯漏任何一部份 I wouldn't wanna miss a moment of it!
-早 雅芳來拜候你 -為什么 -Good morning, Joyce. Avon calling! -Why, Peg...
你是不是盲的? 看見我這里停了一部車嗎? Have you gone blind? Can't you see that vehicle in my drive?
看見 Oh. Yes.
這就表示現在我很忙 Don't you realise that means I'm busy?
現在我們來選唇膏 OK, now we should decide on lipsticks.
你最喜歡哪一支? 你擦桃紅色很迷人 OK, dear, did you like the Winsome Wahini, which looked charming on you,
或者是橙紅色 or the Bahimini Bliss?
-我兩款都喜歡 -太好了 -I like 'em both. -Well, great!
你不會以為我有錢吧? You don't actually think I have any money, do you?
叮當 雅芳推銷小姐 Ding-dong! The Avon lady!
今天運氣真差 Just not my day.
我的天 Oh, my goodness!
好美啊 Oh, it's so beautiful!
哈? Hello?
我是雅芳小姐 Hello? Avon calling!
天啊 Oh, my!
有人嗎? Hello?
我是本地雅芳業務代表 I'm Peg Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative. Hello?
很冒昧闖進來 I... I'm sorry to barge in like this,
請不必害怕 but you don't have any reason to be afraid.
這房子真大 Ooh! This is some huge house, isn't it?
還好我參加過有氧舞蹈 Thank goodness for those aerobics... classes.
有人嗎? Hello? Hello?
你為何躲在那里? Why are you hiding back there?
你不用躲我 我叫碧姬 You don't have to hide from me. I'm Peg Boggs.
我是本地雅芳代表 I'm your local Avon representative,
我像櫻桃般可人 and I'm as harmless as cherry pie...
天啊 Oh, my!
我想我一定是打擾你了 I can see that I've disturbed you.
我真笨我立刻便走 How stupid of me. I'll just be going now.
別走 Don't go.
天啊 Oh, my!
你發生什么事? What happened to you?
-我還沒完成 -哦 -I'm not finished. -Ohh!
放下來 請不要再接近 Put those down. Don't come any closer. Please...
這是你的手? Those are your hands?
這是你的手 Those are your hands!
你怎么了? What happened to you?
你父母呢? Where are your parents? Um...
你母親呢? Your mother?
你父親呢? Your father?
他沒有醒來 He didn't wake up.
你一個人嗎? 只有你一個人住在這里? Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself?
你的臉怎么了? What happened to your face?
我不會傷害你 I won't hurt you.
讓我為你敷收斂劑 At the very least, let me give you a good astringent.
這可以防止感染細菌 This will help to prevent infection.
你叫什么? What's your name?
愛德華 Edward.
愛德華 Edward...
我想你應該跟我回家 I think you should just come home with me.
哦 Ohh!
-不好意思 -不必抱歉 -I'm... I'm sorry. -No. No, don't be.
去看看 你應該會感到很興奮 You go ahead and look. You have every reason to be excited.
你沒事吧? Oh! You OK?
你沒事吧? You OK?
你好 Hello?
我是瑪姬 Hi. Yeah, it's Marge.
我剛剛在外面和嘉露聊天 I was standing outside talking to Carol, and Peg drove by.
看見碧姬載了一個男人 She had somebody with her.
-你看清楚是誰? -我沒看清楚 -Did you get a good look at him? -No, I didn't.
她家有客人要來嗎? Did she say anything to you about having a guest?
她沒說 今早她來按過門鈴 Nothing at all. She rang my doorbell at the crack of dawn.
我們待會街角見 No... OK, I'll meet you on the corner.
好 再見 Right. Bye.
媽的 Oh! Damn!
這是我家 Here we go, dear. This is our house.
進來 不要客氣 You can just go right in and make yourself right at home, OK?
你要吃 喝什么都行 We'll have something to eat or drink, or... Whatever you...
前門在這兒 我們從這里進去 Here, dear. Here we go. This is the front door. Here we go. Right in here.
喬伊斯 碧姬跟個男人在一起 Joyce? I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg.
我沒看清他什么樣子 I didn't get a good look.
只是臉很蒼白 He looked kinda pale.
一定要預我參與 On my way. Don't do anything without me.
好 馬上到 Yes! Be right there!
就是這里 Here we are.
這是臥室 浴室在后頭 So... um, this is the living room and back here are the bedrooms.
你想看照片 好吧 You want to see the pictures? All right.
這是我先生 比爾 他是保齡球冠軍 Well, this is my husband Bill. He's a bowling champion.
你知道那是什么嗎? Do you know what bowling is?
保齡球? Bowling?
這張是在湖邊釣魚 No. Well... Here they are down at the lake, fishing.
凱文看來不太高興 I think Kevin looks a little glum
因為那天他們一條魚也沒釣到 because they didn't catch anything that day.
這是我女兒嘉莉 And, um... here's my daughter Kim.
盛裝參加初中畢業舞會 All dressed for the junior prom.
她現在升上高一了 She's a senior now, ifyou can believe it!
她跟朋友去露營 過幾天便回來 She's camping in the mountains with friends,
到時就可以見到她 but she'll be back in a few days. You can meet then.
她很美麗吧? Isn't she beautiful?
這就是我們全家 That's my family.
來 我帶你四處看看 Come along. I'll show you the rest ofthe house.
你去洗個臉 換件衣服 Then you can just freshen up and make yourself at home.
廚房在那邊 你想吃什么自己拿 That's the kitchen over there. Help yourself to anything you want.
這是葡萄 后面這是臥室 Those are grapes. And, um... back here are the bedrooms.
我去拿毛巾 還有衣服 Let me get you some towels and I'lI see what we can find for you to wear.
這里應該有比爾的舊衣服 You know what? I think I have some of Bill's old clothes in here.
這件不錯 This is perfect!
你應該可以穿 Here. These should just fit you.
-不用怕 -那是電話聲 -Oh! Don't be alarmed. That's just the phone.
到嘉莉房間換 我馬上來 Now you can go in Kim's room and put these on, and I'll be right with you.
他有剪刀 對 No, no, scissors. No, scissors.
沒錯 他大概在山上出生吧 That's right. Well, he was... born up there or... something.
-你見過他? -我想他以前沒下來過 -Have you seen him before? -No, I doubt he's ever been off the grounds.
那你怎么和他在一起? Then how did you ever get together with him?
下次再跟你說 Listen, I have to go now. I'll talk to you later, Marge. Bye-bye.
抱歉 我忘了... Sorry, Edward, I didn't...
我可以幫你嗎? May I help you with this?
謝謝 Thank you.
你劃傷了臉 There you go. Oh dear, you've cut your face.
我來替你處理 Here. Let me just get this right off.
-痛嗎? -不 -Does that hurt? -No.
好我替你穿衣服 Good. OK. Now, let's get you dressed.
好的 OK...
穿好了 很好 There we go. Very fine!
你穿得很好看 You look fine, just fine!
快我們不等你了 Helen, come on! She wouldn't wait for you.
該死的頭發 I've got rollers in my damn hair!
好的 OK...
我的剪刀呢? Now, what did I do with my sciss...?
愛德華 麻煩你? Edward, um... would you?
謝謝 Thank you.
我有個醫生朋友大概可以幫你 You know, I have a doctor friend who I think could help you.
-真的? -是的 -Really? -Yes.
那些疤我可以想辦法 Now, I can help with the scars...
不過 我得先看看雅芳手冊 But I just wanna consult the big Avon handbook before doing anything.
凱文 Kevin!
這么看人很不禮貌 It's not polite to stare, dear.
要是人家這么看你 你怎感想 Think how it would make you feel if somebody were staring at you.
-我不在乎 -我在乎 不要再這么看了 -I wouldn't care. -Well, I would, so don't do it!
這對你可是很大的改變 Well, this must be quite a change for you, right, Ed?
-你叫他愛德華好了 -好的 -Edward, dear. I think he prefers Edward. -Oh, sure.
你在上面大房子里做什么? So what have you been doin' with yourself up there in that big old place?
-我猜景觀一定不錯 -愛德華 -I bet the view must be spectacular, huh, Ed? -Edward!
嗯? Yes?
我只是... No, I... I just...
可以看到海邊吧? See all the way to the ocean, I bet, huh?
有時候可以 Sometimes.
把鹽和胡椒遞給我 Bill, could I have the salt and pepper, please?
請把鹽和胡椒遞給我 謝謝 Bill, dear, could I have the salt and pepper, please? Thank you.
凱文 Kevin...!
那東西真型 Man, those things are cool!
一定比剃刀鋒利 要是頭頸挨這一手刀... I bet they're razor-sharp. One karate chop to a guy's neck...
凱文 Kevin...!
愛德華 Edward,
你面包要牛油嗎? would you like some butter for your bread?
太棒了 Great!
謝謝 Thank you.
我星期一可以帶他上課嗎? Hey, can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?
凱文 夠了 Kevin, I've had enough.
你可以睡覺嗎? Do you think you can sleep?
生活起居 你很快會習慣的 I know things feel strange, but soon you'll feel right at home.
-晚安 -晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
先抹些淡色蓋斑霜 The light concealing cream goes on first,
然后混在一起 then you blend and blend and blend.
這是秘決 Blending is the secret.
嗯 Mm-hm!
再抹上一點 More concealing cream...
你的五官很好 Your complexion is so fair!
這種霜帶點淡紫色的 Now, this has a touch of lavender in it...
這里也抹一點 Give it a try here.
差不多了 Close enough!
很好 這應該可以了 OK, this should do the trick here.
好的 Hmph!
我想到另一主意 I have another idea.
我先把疤痕補平 再開始化妝 We'll cover up the scars and start with a completely smooth surface.
該死的 Darn this stuff!
現在的比分是3比1 They still have 11 on the scoreboard, and it's three to one.
球向華倫的空隙飛去 It's through the gap to Warren.
變成12個安打了 Now they change it to 12 hits.
大聲點 我聽不見 Turn it up, Kevin, I can't hear it!
凱文 Kevin!
你有沒有聽見? Did you hear that, Mr Boggs?
聽不見 大聲點 No, make it louder!
歷史在這一刻被改寫 it's out of here, it's history
爸 Dad...
你看 Look!
比賽已經進行了5個回合 勝負已分 to make ita fiive-run inning and blow this game to pieces
乖乖 不得了 I'll be darned.
這么多人打來 They filled the whole tape!
什么回事? 回電 What's going on over there, Peg? Call me.
我是瑪姬 他是誰? 回電 Hi, it's Marge. Who is he? Call me.
早上好像下雨 Oh, by the way, lhearit's pouring rain in the mountains.
孩子沒事吧? Do you think the kids are OK?
親愛的 大家對你的神秘訪客有興趣 Hey there, darlin'! The gals are all in a tizzy about your secret visitor.
你不能老把他藏起來 You can't keep him a secretfor ever!
真是太棒了 Well, it's just wonderful, Ed.
你把全家都修剪出來 My God, you have the whole family in there, don't ya?
他以一記安打回擊了那些質疑的聲音 And he answers the challenge at first with a strike of his own.
愛德華 你來 Edward, come here.
孩子 這樣不對 No, no, no, that's a terrible idea, son!
去車庫拿點油來 我們可不能讓它生銹 Go to the garage and get the oiI can. We don't want him rusting up on us.
哦 Ohh!
愛德華 這是你剪的? Edward, you did us!
-比爾 那是我們啊 -是的 -Oh, Bill, it's us! -Yes, it is.
哦 愛德華 Oh, Edward!
他非來自天堂 而是來自地獄 It's not heaven he's from, it's straight from the stinking flames of hell.
我感覺得出他有魔鬼法力 The power of Satan is in him, I can feel it.
-你們有綿羊走失嗎? -我們不是綿羊 -Can't you? Have you sheep strayed so far? -We're not sheep.
別靠近我 Don't come near me.
對 你走開吧 That's right. Go on, get outta here, run!
愛德華 你別聽她的 Edward, don't you listen to her!
別理她 她是個瘋子 Don't worry about her, Edward. She's just a little loony, that's all.
嗨 Hi!
你們就像寄居蟹全躲起來 You-all are hidin' in there like hermit crabs.
喬伊斯 Hi, Joyce. Hi!
真不該 把好客人據為己有 Shame on you, keepin' your unusual guest to yourself.
你太自私了 We think that's mighty selfish of you.
我們確是有點興奮 Things have been hectic here.
很不錯 你愿意改善 That is so sweet of you to wanna correct the situation.
什么時候舉行BBQ? What time does the barbecue begin?
BBQ? Barbecue?
不把你客人跟大家介紹嗎? You intend to introduce your guest to your friends,
-不嗎? -我帶涼拌卷心菜 -don't you? -I'll bring coleslaw.
我帶神仙沙拉 And I will bring the ambrosia salad!
-你說幾點開始? -幾點啊? -What time was it that you said? -Uh, what time...
-比爾 -五點好了 -Bill! -About five?
比爾 Bill!
他是頭一個被派來誘惑你們的 He has been sent first to tempt you!
但現在還來得及 你們必須把他趕走 But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him.
毀滅這個怪胎 Trample down the perversion of nature.
你們聽到嗎? 他是怪胎 Did you hear that? He's a perversion of nature.
這真是太刺激了 Why, isn't that excitin'?
-再見 -謝謝 -Bye-bye. -Thanks so much.
比爾 Bill! Bill?
這種BBQ 是絕對少不了鹵蛋的 You really can't have a picnic or a barbecue without devilled eggs.
這是最好吃的 They're just... the best. They make a thing.
哦 愛德華 不知你已切了這么多 Oh, Edward, that's wonderful! I didn't know you'd chopped the whole thing.
吃不了那么多 We're gonna be...
我們只需要一點點 Oh. All right now, it's just a nick.
你不必那么緊張 There's no need to be nervous, dear.
又不是要來很多人 Esmeralda won't be here.
鄰居們都是很和藹可親的 And the rest of the neighbours, they're really very nice.
你不必緊張 他們好想見你 There's no need to be nervous. They're so eager to meet you!
你自然點就行 You just have to be yourself.
-自然點? -是的 原來可愛的你 -Myself? -That's right. Just your own sweet self.
-謝謝 -跟我們玩包剪槌吧 -Thanks, Edward. -Hey! Play scissors, paper, stone with us.
玩什么? Play scissors what?
我有個醫生朋友也許可幫你 I got a doctor friend might be able to help you.
-他手腳真的那么俐落 -才一下午功夫? -He did them just like that! -That is incredible.
-米高 你好嗎? -你好 杰克 -Hi, Mike, how you doin'? -Hello, Jack.
孩子們 Hey, kids!
你好 我是佐治 你握手不大方便吧 Hi, George Monroe. That's a heck of a handshake you got there, Ed.
亨利 上禮拜你在高爾夫球場 Harry! I saw you on the golf course last week...
你還好吧? 要吃什么? 你餓了嗎? Are you OK? Do you want something to eat? Are you hungry?
要餅干嗎? Do you want a cracker?
-他好怪異 -和其他人完全不同 -He's different. -Completely different.
沒錯 No kidding.
-他好... -神秘? -He's so... -Mysterious.
是的 Yeah.
你看他的手是冷或熱的? D'you imagine those hands are hot or cold?
你瞧那剪子能做什么? And just think what a single snip could do.
解開褲帶呢? Or undo.
愛德華 Eddie. Eddie.
星期五晚 過來跟我們打牌吧 The guys and I want to invite you to our card game Friday night.
你要來嗎? Would you like that?
只有一個要求 你不能切牌 Only thing is... you can't cut!
我也有個殘障地方 對我一點妨礙也沒有 I have my own infirmity. Never did me a bit of harm.
戰時受的傷 使我沒了知覺 一點知覺也沒有 Took some shrapnel during the war, and ever since then I can't feel a thing!
別讓人說你是殘廢 Don't you ever let anybody tell you you have a handicap.
誰殘廢了? 我的天 Who's handicapped? My goodness.
不要說笑 你才不是殘廢 你...怎么說? Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're...
你是萬中無一 What do they call the... exceptional?
我是喬伊斯 My name's Joyce,
你還沒嘗神仙沙拉 and I noticed that you have not tasted any ofthe ambrosia salad...
那是我特別為你做的 that I made especially for you.
讓我來喂你 Allow me.
嗯 Mmm!
嗯 Mmmm!
-來嘗嘗這個 我媽調制的 -你修剪功夫棒極了 -You must try this. It's my mother's recipe. -Doesn't this look gorgeous?
到我家幫個忙吧 With a green thumb like yours, I sure could use your help at my place.
幫我剪一組天使 I want a row of angels!
抱歉 I am so sorry, ladies,
他答應先到我家 but he's promised to come to my house first. Haven't you, Eddie?
-你答應過的 -大家注意 -I did? -OK, everybody, grab your plates!
湯來了 準備盤子 Soup's on!
Azhuzhizha zhizhgab Azhuzhizha zhigabab.
-什么? -我thuzhizha zhizhgabab -What? -I thuzhizha zhizhgabab.
的確是 It is shish kebab. It was a figure of speech.
但要了解別人說話背后含意 You shouldn't take things so literally.
假設我們在客廳 女主人招待茶 Let us pretend we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea.
我們面對許多問題 Many numerous little questions confront us.
接茶時 應站起來嗎? Should the man rise when he accepts his cup oftea?
可以用剪刀手拿糖嗎? May lump sugar be taken with the fingers?
不 No.
再接受第二杯茶合適嗎? Is it good form to accept a second cup?
餐巾應完全打開呢? Should the napkin be entirely unfolded...
還是應保留中間折痕? or should the centre crease be allowed to remain?
我們難免會犯尷尬的錯誤 It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders,
但禮儀能使我們知所進退 but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us...
避免陷入狼狽失禮及不安中 and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort.
真的很悶吧 Mm, yes. Boring.
我們改看一些... Let us switch to, uh...
詩 to some poetry, hm?
有位來自好望角的老人 There was an old man from the Cape,
他做了件皺紗大衣 Who made himseIf garments of crepe.
有人問大衣會破嗎? When asked: Will they tear?
他說已經破了 He replied: Here and there,
但反而好看 But they keep such a beautiful shape!
對了 That's right.
笑吧很有趣的 Go ahead, smile. It's funny.
好 That's right.
到了 We're home.
該死 Shit.
全身都是臭汗 Everything's still sopping.
-我等不及要洗個澡 -還有睡回在床上 -I can hardly wait to take a shower. -And to sleep in a bed.
我家防盜系統已開 只好睡外面 If my parents have the alarm set, I'm screwed.
我不是叫你先打電話回家 I told you to call them and tell them we're coming back early.
-那你自己有沒有? -他就是喜歡抱怨 -But did you? -Nope, he'd rather complain.
為什么永遠都針對我? How else am I supposed to get attention?
-你有否打電話回家? -我們家沒那么緊張 -You didn't call your parents. -They don't run things like a police state.
-再見 謝謝送我一程 -再見 -Bye. Thanks for driving, Denny. -Bye.
-再見 -再見 -Bye. -Bye.
-別忘了你的胳膊 -是的 -Don't forget your arm! -Oh, yeah.
走吧 Come on, Jim, let's go.
我房間里有人 There's somebody in my room! Go look! Look!
他手上有斧頭 他想殺我 He's a murderer! He's got an axe! He tried to kill me!
-一起都好 -媽媽 去看看 -Everything's OK. -Mom, go look!
沒事回去睡 Go back to bed, Kevin.
這邊 This way.
你說什么? 愛德華住在我們這里 沒什么好擔心的 Edward's come to live with us. There is nothing to be upset about.
不 沒事了 我馬上替你弄床鋪 OK. We'lI have you set up here in a minute.
我們這里有張特大號的床 We got a full queen-size bed here, believe it or not.
什么都齊備 Oh, it's all made and everything. Good.
好了 There you go.
怎么了? What's the matter? What's wrong?
她令你緊張嗎? She get you nervous?
你在那個城堡獨居太久了 You've been cloistered away up in that castle too long.
對少女一點概念也沒有 她們最瘋狂了 You don't know about the wonderful world of teenage girls. They're all crazy.
-這能令你鎮定一點 -這是什么? -Here, this'll straighten you right out. -What is it?
檸檬汁 Lemonade.
我也不懂她們 I don't know what it is.
女孩到了某個年紀 They reach a certain age...
荷爾蒙使身體發脹 They develop these gland things, their bodies swell up...
于是便瘋狂起來了 They go crazy.
荷爾蒙? Glands?
是的 荷爾蒙 Yeah, glands.
我盡量不想這些事 I try not to think about it.
好東西 對吧? Good, isn't it?
你先睡在凱文房 Now, you stay in Kevin's room tonight
明天再整理你的房間 and tomorrow we'll fix your room right up.
你為何帶他來這里 Why did you have to bring him here?
要是你也會這么做 I couldn't have left him all alone. You'd have done the same.
為什么他要住這里 Why does he have to stay here?
天 他不像你啊 他天生如此 My goodness, Kim, I'm surprised at you. He can't help the way he is.
-有點同情心吧 -我有同情心啊 -Have a little sympathy. -I do have sympathy.
你來跟人家打個招呼 握握手 Then say a little greeting. Come downstairs, shake the man's hand...
-跟他握手? -不是字面的意思 -Shake his hand?! -Well, not literally.
-你嚇到他了 -我嚇了他嗎? -Goodness, you scared him half to death! -I scared him to death?
我跟你們正式介紹 Hi, Bill! I just wanted you two to have a proper introduction.
這位是我們的女兒...嘉莉 Edward, this is our daughter Kim.
愛德華他跟我們一起住 Kim, this is Edward, who's gonna live with us.
嗨 Hi.
呵... H-h-h... H-h-h...
Eddie Eddie!
渴了嗎? Thirsty?
安靜點 Kisses! Hush up!
別吵 Shh, quiet now!
你讓我無法思考 你是媽媽的寶貝女兒 Darlin', I can hardly hear myself think! Momma's precious little baby girl...
你要不要冰涼的檸檬汁? Aah! Wouldn't you like a nice cool glass of lemonade?
檸檬汁? Lemonade?
向頭頸這么一劈他就完了 One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over.
他的剪刀銳利無比 什么都削得斷 Sharpest things in the world. They can hack through anything.
還有... And...
我覺得這東西很奇怪 They give me the creeps.
你該看他在彼太太院子剪的那個 You should see the clown in Miss Peters' yard.
嘉莉 Kim!
-不 -就是他嗎? -Oh, no. -That's him?
-嘉莉 他在叫你 -夠了 -He's calling you, Kimba. -Stop it!
愛德華 你忘了拿你的餅 Edward, you forgot your cookies.
別怕 她在等你 Don't worry, Eddie. She's waiting for ya!
-夠了 -我們走 -Stop! -Let's go.
你知愛德華在積奇處吃午飯 Bill, Edward had lunch at Jackie's today...
她裝修了廚房 and she just had her kitchen completely redone.
-我弄得 -新油漆 新瓷盤 新地板 -I'll be darned. -New paint, new cabinets, new floors,
-新微波爐 洗碗機 -太棒了 -a new microwave, new silent dishwasher... -Isn't that wonderful?
占美 你媽把廚房也裝修過 Jim, didn't you just tell me your mom had her kitchen done too?
是呀 我老爸新添了一些家電 Yeah, my dad bought himself a bunch of new toys.
寬銀幕電視 CD 四頭錄影機 Big-screen TV, CD players, VCR with four heads...
天 有錢人就是會享受 My goodness sake! I wonder what it's like to be that rich.
這些東西都上了鎖 They keep things locked up.
我爸不準我碰 My father has his own room for his stuff to make sure I can't use it.
他很吝嗇甚至不替我買車子 He won't even help me buy an old car.
他要你自食其力 養成獨立 He probably wants you to pay for it yourself. It builds character.
以后你會更感激他 You'll appreciate it more.
談到錢... Dad...!
愛德華 提到錢 Speaking of money...
我知道你剪草都不收錢... I understand you're not charging for your gardening, Edward.
不 比爾 瑪姬做了些餅 給他 Now, Bill... Marge made him cookies today.
親愛的... Sweetheart...
你不能拿餅 去買東西... You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
餅干買不到車子 對吧?占美 You can't buy a car with cookies. Am I right, Jim?
是的 Uh, that's true, sir, you can't.
我不敢吃 他的手碰過 I... I can't eat that. He used his hands.
我覺得不衛生 It's... I don't think it's sanitary.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我替你把衣服弄干凈 Honey, you want me to help you clean that up?
不用了 No, that's OK.
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
這是我的愛麗絲嗎? Alexis? Oh, this can't possibly be my Alexis!
她看起來美極了 看看你 She looks so beautiful! Look at you! Sweetie!
好漂亮謝謝 She's gorgeous. Thank you!
等一會 他在決定發式 It won't be long. She just has to decide on the style.
然后就好了 And then it'll be fine.
讓它看起來大一點 就像我的頭發一樣 I was hopin' for somethin' big and kinda bouffant. Kinda like mine?
小狗狗 別怕 Now don't you worry, Kisses, you're gonna be just fine.
你會變得好漂亮的 You're gonna be so pretty.
是的 Yes, you are. Oh!
哦 天啊 Oh! My!
哦 Oh! Ohh!
愛德華 你沒有不會剪的吧? Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do?
真是嘆為觀止 You take my very breath away, I swear. Look at this!
你替女人剪過發嗎? Have you ever cut a woman's hair?
來替我剪吧 Would you cut mine?
這是我一生中最難忘的經歷 That was the single most thrillin' experience of my whole life.
連總裁都知道了 They're getting the head of the company!
-我回來了 -親愛的 我們在這里 -I'm home! -Hi, honey. We're in here.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi!
你把頭發怎么了? What did you do to your hair?
愛德華剪的 很野吧 Edward cut it. Isn't it wild?
真不敢相信能親自和你說話 Hello? Oh, I can't believe I'm talking to you in person.
真是好榮幸 This is such an honour.
他就在這里 Yes. He's right here.
那你都清楚知道了 So then you know all about it.
我正是用那種敷料 Uh-huh. Well, that's exactly what I've been using.
我在調教份量上有一點問題 Well, I've had a little trouble getting it the right consistency...
只是一點 well, just a little.
我會試試看 I'll try that. Uh-huh.
你這建議真好 Well, what imaginative suggestions.
我會的 多謝您 I sure will. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
難怪人家是做總裁的 No wonder she's the head of the company.
她原先也只是個業務代表 You know, she started out as a sales representative just like me.
我一直就想跟她談談 I've always wanted to talk to her, but until now I never had a reason.
謝謝你 愛德華 Thanks, Edward.
-她有好主意? -她當然有 -She had some ideas? -You bet she did.
-哦 -嗯 -Uh-huh! -Mm-hm!
我來開 I'll get that.
愛德華 我們到了 Edward. We're here.
把剪子磨利點吧 Come on, let's get you sharpened up.
-有嗎? -我真不敢相信 -You got it? -No. I can't believe this.
這真是個好剪刀 This is such a drag.
嗨 Hi!
-再見 -再見 -Bye. -Bye.
你有鑰匙嗎? Do you have a key?
沒有 No.
-我發誓他們都在我的包里 -我們進退兩難了 -I could have sworn they were in my purse. -Well, we're stranded.
謝謝 Wow! Thanks!
干得好 你沒把門鎖弄壞吧 Ed! What a guy! Good job. You didn't break it or scratch it or anything.
碧姬回來就通知我們 Hey, be a pal and yell when Peg pulls in, huh?
真是離奇的故事 有沒有人要發問? Quite a story, yes? Any questions for Edward?
借過 Yeah? Get away over.
請起立 Stand right up.
新生活中你最喜歡的是什么? What's been the best part of your new life here in town?
交到的朋友 The friends I've made.
其它問題? Any other questions?
你想過做整容手術嗎? Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics?
我認識有位醫生可幫你 I know a doctor that might be able to help you.
我愿意跟他碰頭 I'd like to meet him.
名字我們待會再說 謝謝 We'll get that name after the show. Thank you. That's very nice.
還有誰要發問? 若你的手是正常的 Anyone else? Yes, stand right up.
你就會跟普通人一樣 But then you'd be like everyone else.
我知道 Yes, I know.
他會喜歡的 I think he'd like that.
沒有人會再覺得你很特殊 But then no one would think you were special.
你也不會再上電視 You wouldn't be on TV or anything.
無論如何 愛德華都是特殊的 No matter what, Edward will always be special.
還有問題嗎? 請起立 More questions? Yes. Stand right up.
你的手藝相當特別 Your work is so interesting, distinctive and unique.
你想不想開家美容院呢? Do you have any plans to open your own beauty salon?
這是個好主意 Oh, there's an idea!
還有嗎? 請起立 Anyone else? Yeah. Stand right up.
-你有女朋友嗎? -哦 -Do you have a girlfriend? -Ohhhh!
他有的 對吧?嘉莉 Sure he does. Right, Kim?
-是吧? 嘉莉? -你又讓他來難為我了 -Right, Kim? -Great! Now you got him started.
別吵 Knock it off, bubble-butt.
-是你先挑起的 -那怎么樣? -You did it. -So?
你心中有沒有心儀的女孩? How aboutit, Edward? ls there some speciallady in yourlife?
哦 Ooh...
沒事的 Uh... everything's all right.
廣告后我們再來 We'll take a break and we'll be back after these messages.
笑什么? 他受傷了 Why are you laughing? He got hurt!
-只是電擊一下 -電擊一下? -It was just a little shock. What do you care? -A little shock?!
我倒想錄下來 再看一遍 I wish we'd been taping that. I'd give my left nut to see that again.
你難道不興奮嗎? Aren't you excited? This is so thrillin'!
我們這一家美容院 Wait till I show it to you. It's just perfect.
實在太棒 It's just what we've been lookin' for.
我想取名為"剪發樂園" I wanna call it Shear Heaven!
我們到了 Ohh! And here we are.
這里擺一排的鏡子 Now, all along here I'm gonna put a row of new mirrors.
后面呢... And back along here, well, I think...
來吧 Eddie! Come along, doll.
這邊是一系列的化妝品 一整排都是 Back up here a whole row of new cosmetics. And all along this row here...
-碧姬可以在這里售貨 -對啊 -Peg could sell cosmetics. -Yeah... Sure.
洗頭的地方在此 And this of course is where we wash the hair.
我便在這里招呼客人 And here is where I stand... when I greet the customers.
后面才是我最要跟你介紹的 But back in here is what I really wanna show you.
愛德華 這才是我要給你看的 Eddie... This is what I really want to show you.
這是我們的貯藏室 Now, this is the storeroom where we keep everything,
每天我需要你替我作個決定 and what I need from you today is a decision I need you to help me make.
不 那很危險 Oh, honey, no! No, don't. That's dangerous.
你坐在這里 Now, you just sit right down there...
我有件工作服 我來為你示范好嗎? I have some smocks. Would you like me to model them for you?
好的 Yes.
好的 OK.
這是我最喜愛的一件 Now, this is my favourite.
因為是黃色的 Because it's yellow...
它的作用是... And what it's for...
可以阻止頭發掉下來 is to catch those itchy little trimmings that fall down your neck.
還有一件是紫色的 And then there's this old purple one that you just kinda...
就是只有一片蓋在上面 drape around you like this.
我喜歡這一件 I like that one.
你為什么在發抖 Why, Eddie, you're tremblin'.
我也是 So am I!
我已期待這一刻好久了 I've been waitin' for this moment for so long.
愛德華 Edward!
回來 你不能這樣便走了 Edward, you come back here! You can't do that!
魔術貼 Velcro, sweetheart.
-就是儀表板上用的雙面夾 -我從未見過 -It hangs on the dashboard. -I've never seen that.
-對不起 我來遲了 -嗨 愛德華 -Sorry I'm late. -Hi, Edward.
對不起 我們吃起來了 Sorry, dear, we had to go ahead without you. There you go.
今天工作情形如何? So, Edward, did you have a productive day?
馬太帶我去看美容院的地點 Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon will be.
-你會有個化妝專柜 -不好嗎 -You could have a cosmetics counter. -Wouldn't that be great?
真棒 Great.
她帶我到貯藏室 然后脫去衣服 Then she showed me the back room where she took all her clothes off.
聽你這么說 我很高興 Edward, I can't tell you how thrilled I am. I'm as pleased as punch.
你在美容院可學到不少 This venture's gonna teach you volumes.
還是經營自己的事業好 There's nothin' like running your own business.
聽你這么一說 I've never done it myself,
你的工作真是令人滿意 but I gather it's the greatest satisfaction a working man can have.
接下來 你就要跟銀行打交道 So I guess the bank's gonna be your next step, huh?
銀行? The bank?
去貸款 準備起步 Yeah. Take out a loan, get yourself started.
憑你的功夫 很快便可闖出名堂 Nothin' to worry about. With your talent and reputation, it's gonna be a snap.
是啊 Yeah.
沒有銀行記錄 No credit,
沒有往來記錄 亦無工作記錄 no record of jobs you've held,
沒有存款 no savings,
與私人投資 no personal investments...
沒保險號碼 你根本就不存在 No social security number you may as well not even exist...
-沒有抵押品 -我們的房子已抵押 -There is no collateral. -No, we already have a second on the house.
法院的證詞可以吧 But don't the testimonials count?
市長太太都要來請他剪發 Did you see here the mayor's wife can't wait to become a client?
實在很難辦到 We simply can't do it.
你先去辦理社會保險號碼 Now, get yourself a social security card, establish credit
然后用信用額買車 and buy yourself a car.
你會有很好優待 You have a decided advantage. You can get a handicapped placard...
殘障專用車可以任意停車 and park anywhere you like.
簡直是欺人太甚 I can't believe it. It's just an outrage.
別擔心 無論如何我們會籌錢 But don't you worry. This isn't the end of it. We'll get your money somehow.
-這是違法擅闖呀 -我父母已經買了全保 -But that's breaking and entering. -My parents have insurance up the rear.
下星期 我爸便會全修好 What'll it cost them? A little hassle, that's about it.
-我們不能這樣做 -那可以替我們弄到錢 -We can't. -This guy'll give us cash for the stuff.
你不想要車嗎? You don't want us to have our own van where we can be alone?
我們愛去那里都可以? And a mattress in the back?
你難道不能自己偷嗎? Why can't you do it?
我們需要愛德華來開門 Because the room's locked and we need Edward to get us in.
趁你爸睡時你去拿鑰匙呀 Can't you take the key when he's sleeping?
鑰匙不在他身邊 The only thing he hangs on to tighter is his dick.
嘉莉 他會為你做任何事 -Razor Blades'll do anything for you. -That's not true.
-這話什么意思? 你自己不會去問他 -這樣不公平 -Oh, no? Why don't you ask him? -That's not fair.
-沒有其它方法呀 -一定有的 -So what? There isn't any other way. -There's gotta be.
我都想過了 Look, I've racked my brain.
你難道不想我們擁有部車 Don't you want us to have our own van?
想呀 Well... yeah.
燈還亮著 Jim, the lights are on!
燈自動會亮 爸媽度周末去了 Those go on automatically. They're gone for the weekend, I told you.
用來防止小偷的 In case of burglars.
-警戒系統你關了吧? -是的 走吧 -You turned off the alarm? -Yes. Let's go.
我討厭這樣 I hate this.
我真不敢相信 他不曉得這是占美的家 Are you sure he doesn't know this is Jim's house?
-他從未來過這里 他去偷過你家? -小聲點 -This person stole from you? -Shh! Keep it down!
我告訴過你他去偷過 走吧 走 I told you he stole it, OK? Let's go!
他父母會要他交回吧? Tell his parents and they'll make him give it back.
我試過 你答應了嘉莉走吧 Listen, I already tried that. Now, you told Kim you'd do this. Let's go.
走 Come on!
快 Come on!
快... OK, come on. Come on.
快 Come on, come on, come on! Now! Come on!
我爸里頭也安裝了防盜 The bastard had it wired separately. Come on!
我們不能丟下他 No, Jim, we can't just leave him here!
-快 -我要這么做 -Come on. -I'm not gonna do this!
-快點 -停下 -Just come on, Kim. -Stop!
放我下來 Put me down!
我們知道你在里面 We know you're in there!
現在取消防盜設定讓你出來 We're in the process of deactivating the system so that you can come out!
-丹尼 回去 -不行 -Denny, turn around! -No way.
你不會因誤觸警鈴而被捕 Jim, they can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm.
我會告訴他們我們害怕跑掉了 We'll tell 'em we freaked and ran.
-我不回去 -我們必須回去 -I'm not going back there, OK? -We have to!
我父親會告我的 No. My father would prosecute.
-他的兒子 -告自己的兒子? -His own son? -Especially his own son.
是 愛德華說的話我便殺他 And if Edward tells I'll kill him!
-丹尼 回去 -不 -Denny, turn around! -No!
我們一定要回去 You have to!
舉起手讓我們看見 We want your hands high in the air where we can see them!
舉手 Put your hands up!
他手上好像有刀 He's holding something. Looks like knives.
拋下武器 Drop your weapons!
我重覆 拋下武器 I repeat... drop your weapons!
我再警告一次 拋下武器 I'm gonna ask you one more time. This is your last warning. Drop your weapons.
再不服從 我們就開槍 別逼我們開槍 If you fail to do so we'll have to open fire. Don't make us do that, buddy.
拋下武器 Drop your weapons. Drop 'em!
快 Now!
碰到一個神經病的 Looks like we got a psycho.
-預備開槍 -不 -Prepare to fire! -Marge No! No!
-退后 -那是他的手 不是武器 -Stand back, ladies! -Those aren't weapons, those are his hands!
我們認識他 Please. We know him.
鎖起來 All right. Cuff him.
-我們可以看他嗎? -我們要拘留他觀察一晚 -But we can see him now? -We're going to have to hold him overnight.
-他要留下? -明早再帶他回去 -He has to stay in prison all night? -You can pick him up in the morning.
愛德華 Oh, Edward!
愛德華 Hello, Edward.
這都怪我不好 Oh, Edward, dear. I blame myself.
你在打什么主意? What in God's name was going through your mind, son?
都是我做的壞榜樣 我不該羨慕占美家有錢 Why didn't I set a better example? You saw how I envied Jim's parents.
你偷錢做什么呢? What were you gonna do with that stuff?
我說 我們會替他籌錢開店 I blithely say We'll get money for the salon somehow,
我并不是要你去偷錢 but I never meant stealing.
偷錢是不對的 Dear, stealing's not the way to get it. Stealing's not the way to get anything.
你現在可有麻煩 Uh-uh. Except trouble. And you're in a serious heap of that.
你為什么要這么做呢? Oh, Edward. Why ever did you do this?
-都是電視片集害的 -那些該死的節目 -Damn those TV programmes! -Damn them all to hell!
是不是有人叫你這樣做? Or did somebody put you up to this?
醫生 他沒事吧 Will he be OK, doc?
由于長時間的分隔 The years spent in isolation have not given him the tools
他無法分辨是非 to judge right from wrong.
他沒有一套遵循的法則 He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance.
至目前為止他的工作 園藝樹雕 發型設計 Furthermore his work, the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth,
全都顯示他 indicate that he's a highly imaginative...
很有創造力 character.
但他對現實卻一無所知 His awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.
放他出去會沒事嗎? But will he be all right out there?
他不會有事的 Oh, yeah. He'll be fine.
他們整晚都在擔心你 Listen, it could keep me up all night worrying about ya.
你到外面小心點 You watch yourself, you hear?
我聽到聲音就沖出來 I happened to be up, so I heard all this noise...
我就一直覺得他怪怪的 All along I felt in my gut there was somethin' wrong with him.
-他可能也會挑上我家 -任何一家都可能 -It could have been my house. -Or any of our houses, but...
我不是早警告過你們 他有魔鬼的標記 I warned you, didn't I? I saw the sign of Satan on him.
你們不聽我的警告 你們也會看到 You didn't heed my warning, but now you will. Because now you can see it too.
你留在這里 Edward, you stay here.
-你是如何辯白的 -他不想談 -What do you say in your defence? -Nothing.
-他不想說 -你必須說 -He doesn't want to talk. -You have to say something.
-他現在不能談 -你是被陷害的嗎? -He can't talk right now. -No comments? No remarks?
你有什么感想? So, were you set up? What was going through your mind?
我們不想談 Huh? What do you have to say for yourself?
-就一會 -改天再說 -One comment. One comment. -Later.
看來你在圣誕節以前 Goodness, Lois, it looks like I'lI see you at our Christmas party...
都不會來剪發 before I get you over for your haircut!
今年當然要辦舞會 Well, of course we're gonna have it this year.
每年都有辦呀 We have it every year. Why wouldn't we?
好的 Well!
你要是這么想那就錯了 You may think that, but you're wrong.
你在這里 You're here.
他們沒傷害你吧? They didn't hurt you, did they?
你害怕嗎? Were you scared?
我曾要占美回去 但是他們不聽 I tried to make Jim go back, but you can't make Jim do anything.
謝謝你沒說出來 Thank you for not telling them that we...
不用客氣 You're welcome.
你知道那是占美家一定很難過 It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.
我早知那是他家 I knew it was Jim's house.
真的? You... you did?
是的 Yes.
那你為什么還要去? Well, then why'd you do it?
因為你叫我去 Because you asked me to.
Kimba Kimba!
Kimmy 嘿 Kimmy! Hey!
不要 你怎么了? -Don't! -What's the matter with you?
你何時才停止? When are you gonna stop? I did what I could.
我告訴我爸他是白癡 不然他早坐牢了 My old man thinks he's retarded, so he's free. What more do you want?
-你可以說實話 -你也可以說真話 你也有份 -You could tell the truth. -So could you. You were there too!
-那都是你的主意 我不想做 -你也有份參與 -You know I didn't wanna do it. -But you did do it.
我不知道你干嘛那么在乎 I don't get why you give such a shit anyway.
我們可以重換窗簾和毛巾 Maybe there's a way you can replace the drapes and the towels,
但要對你恢復信心可更難 but our confidence in you is not gonna be so easy to replace.
爸爸 Dad...
教你一點公民道德 OK. A little ethics. You're walkin' down the street.
你在街上撿到一箱錢 You find a suitcase full of money.
附近沒有人 你會怎么辦? There's nobody around. No human person is in evidence. What do you do?
你收下這些錢 You keep the money.
你用來買禮物送朋友 You use it to buy gifts for your friends and your loved ones.
你送給窮人 You give it to the poor.
你交給警方 You turn it in to the police.
-爸 這太愚蠢了 -金 -Dad, this is really stupid. -Kim...!
-我會收下 -安靜 -I'd keep the money. -Simmer down.
愛德華 Edward?
吃完飯 我們去打保齡球吧 Hey, how about after dinner we go down to the bowling alley? That'd be fun.
你今晚不去找占美? You're not seeing Jim tonight?
不去 No.
今天的課棒極了 We had the coolest show and tell today.
有個同學帶來了小袋鼠 全身光溜溜的 This kid brought in a box of baby possums. Ten, maybe twelve. Totally naked.
-凱文 -我想你爸還沒說完話 -No hair at all. -Honey, your father isn't finished yet.
謝謝 愛德華我們在等你回答 Thank you, dear. Edward, we're waiting.
送給我的好朋友 Give it to my loved ones?
你覺得該這么做 但這不對 Oh, Edward, it does seem that that's what you should do, but it's not.
白癡呀 應該交給警方才是 You dope, everybody knows you're supposed to give it to the police.
凱文 你說得對 Good thinking, Kevin.
你們大家想一下 Well, think about it, you guys.
他這么做也很好 I mean, that's the nicer thing to do. That's what l would do.
我們要讓他能夠了解現實 We're not trying to confuse him, we're trying to make things easier,
大家別再鬧了 so cut the comedy.
我覺得這樣做可愛多了 I am being serious, Dad. It's a much nicer thing to do.
我們現在是要教他明辨是非 Forget nice. We're talking right and wrong.
別笑 Shut up!
難怪愛德華學不好 Oh, goodness! No wonder poor Edward can't learn right from wrong,
住在我們這樣的家庭 living in this family!
你知他將碧姬家怎么了? Well, did you hear what he did to Peg's curtains?
他們還打算開圣誕舞會? 你要去嗎? It's unbelievable they're having their party anyway. Are you going?
我不想去 I don't think so.
其實他強暴了喬伊斯 He practically raped Joyce, threatening her with those knives.
用他的剪刀來威脅她就范 It's a miracle she escaped.
我不是怪比爾和碧姬 I have nothing against Bill and Peg, but...
但是他們家有一個未成年少女 I know. They've got that teenage daughter in the house.
可憐的孩子 我這么一出事后 Those poor things! After what happened to me...
你能想像嗎? Can you imagine?
你說他們要辦舞會? What did you say about the Christmas party?
我說我可能會去 I said I hoped we could make it.
我也撒了同樣的謊 I lied too.
你要替我剪新發型嗎? Edward? Do you want to give me that new haircut?
-還要嗎? -是的 -Again? -Yeah, sure!
我很榮幸有你這位個人發型師 It makes me proud to have you as my own personal hairdresser.
-嗨 親愛的 -嗨 -Hi, honey. -Hi.
-你要不要玩包剪槌? -不 -Kevin, want to play scissors, paper, stone? -No.
-為什么 -無聊死了我老是贏 我出去了 -Why? -It's boring. I'm tired of always winning.
-我要出去-你禮貌點 -I'll be outside -A few manners!
你不要介意 你剪吧 Never you mind, dear. Just... cut away. Cut away.
還要多添點什么呢? It needs something... else. What do you think, honey?
-小鐘? -再加小鐘 好的 -More bells? -More bells. OK.
媽 我們真要開舞會嗎? Mom, do you really think we should be having this party?
當然是要辦呀 Of course I think we should be having this party.
這樣可讓事情平靜下來 It's just what we need to calm things down,
讓一切回復正常 and... everything'll go back to normal. Hm?
你還有小鐘嗎? Do you have any more bells, honey?
嘿 Hey!
看你做了什么 Now you've done it.
只是劃了一道 沒事的 It's just a scratch, Jim, really. It's OK.
-再碰她我就要你的命 -這沒什么大不了的 -Touch her again and I'll kill ya. -It's no big deal.
-快叫醫生 -不 -Call a doctor. He skewered Kim. -No!
遠離她 我說真的 Stay away from her. I mean it!
你到處惹禍 You can't touch anything without ruining it.
你為何還待在這里? Why do you hang around here anyway?
你坐下來 我去拿冰塊來敷 I want you to sit right down and wait for me to bring you some ice.
我馬上回來 Stay right there. I'll be right back.
圣誕的清晨里... On Christmas day in the morning
滾開 Get the hell outta here!
走 走呀 怪胎 Get the hell out! Go! Freak!
愛德華 你要去哪? Hey, Edward, where are you goin'?
他人呢? Where is he?
-他要傷害你 不 -他沒有 -He tried to hurt you. -He did not, and you know it.
你瘋了嗎? 我親眼看到的 Are you nuts? I just saw him!
占美 我不愛你了 你走吧 走呀 Jim, I don't love you any more. I just want you to go, OK? Just go!
你說真的? Are you serious?
你因為他離開我 And lose you to that? He isn't even human.
你滾吧 Just get out of here, OK? Just go!
爸 你看見他去那里嗎? Dad, did you see where Edward went?
他沿著街走了下去 I don't know. He just waltzed down the street.
-我們得去找他 -叫你父親去找他 -We have to find him, Mom. -Your father will find him.
進去 我來處理這事 Go on in the house. I'll take care of it.
我去找他 I'll go find him.
愛德華 Edward!
我要報警 I'm calling the police!
這只是一道小傷口 See all that blood, sweetie? And it's just a little cut.
哦 Oh!
我是來找剪刀手的 Hello. I'm here to see the man with the hands.
哦 Ohh!
-嗯 -他不在 謝謝 -Uh... -He's not here. Thank you.
親愛的 Oh, dear.
你真的看見他? Helen, did you actually see him?
是的 你看 Yes! Look!
我是來找剪刀手的 I'm looking for the man with the scissors.
-謝天謝地 你們來了 -他朝那邊去了 -Thank God you're here. -He went right down that way, sir.
好 冷靜 我們會處理的 All right, calm down, calm down. Go on home. We'll handle it.
回家去 Just go home.
-他是惡魔 -抓住他一定要抓住他 -A... a demon. A demon. -You gotta do somethin'!
你爸一定會找到他 I'm sure your father'll find him soon.
幾點了? What time is it?
八點半了 今天派對可真棒呀 It's almost 8.30. Great party, huh?
他們去了哪里? Mom, where are they?
-天啊 -希望他沒事 -我也希望 -God, I hope he's OK. -So do I, honey.
當我把愛德華帶回家 You know, when I brought Edward down here to live with us,
我實在沒好好考慮清楚 I really didn't think things through.
也沒想到他會發生何事 And I didn't think about what could happen to him.
或者我們會如何? 或對鄰居們 Or to us. Or to the neighbourhood.
現在我覺得也許... And now I think that maybe...
他回去會比較好 it might be best if he goes... back up there.
因為至少他在上面比較安全 Because at least there he's safe.
我們的生活再回復正常 And we'd just... go back to normal.
我幾乎走到街尾 都沒看見他 I got halfway to the Whitmans'. I didn't see him anywhere.
我們駕車去找他 Let's get in the car and go look for him.
-凱文呢? -他在麥家 -Where's Kevin now? -At Max's.
上帝啊 Oh, for God's sakes!
-你要去那里? -跟你們去 -Where do you think you're goin'? -With you guys.
-你在家等 如果有人來的話 -我們馬上回來 -You stay here in case somebody shows up. -We'll be right back, dear.
警察 Police!
愛德華 Edward?
你沒事吧? Are you OK?
沒事 你呢? Yes. Are you OK?
大家都去哪里了? Where is everybody?
出去找你 Out looking for you.
抱我 Hold me.
我不能 I can't.
我知離圣誕節還很早 I know it's a little early for Christmas, Edward, but...
但我有禮物給你 I have a present for you.
他連她的手都碰不了 Forget holding her hand.
你想他會對她造成什么傷害? Picture the damage he could do other places.
真嘔心 Yeah. That's sick.
我真的快吐了 Ugh! I feel like I'm gonna pass out or puke or something.
等一會 先載我到她家去 Later. First, take me to her house.
占美別叫我開車了 Come on. Don't make me drive.
快開 Just do it!
她真是說得沒錯 Jesus. Maybe she was right about you.
-快開車 -放松 -Just drive! -Relax!
-明天見 -好的 -See you tomorrow. Call me. -All right.
抓到他了嗎? Have they caught him yet?
-誰? -他 那個殘障呀 -Who? -Him! That... that cripple.
抓到了通知我一聲 Let me know when they do.
通知大家 好嗎? Let us all know, OK?
做個乖孩子 Like a good boy.
凱文 Kevin.
-Urgh -你沒事吧? -Urgh! -Are you OK?
-沒事 -哦 -It's OK. -Ow!
哦 Ow! Ow!
-愛德華 住手 -我是你的朋友 -Edward, stop! -I'm your friend.
救命 Somebody help us!
你在做什么? 放開他 What are you doing? Get away from him!
嘿 Hey...
-放開我 -什么? -Let go of me! -What?
凱文 Kevin!
-走開 -愛德華 回家 -Get away! -Edward, come home. Come home!
快逃 Run.
凱文沒事 只是劃傷 Kevin's all right! It was just the tiniest scratch!
他走了 放他走算了 He's gone. Let's not bother him, all right? Let's just leave him alone.
你快逃吧 Go on, run.
-怎么了? -他死了嗎? -What happened? ls he dead? -Did you get him?
結束了 你們都回家吧 It's all over. Go on home. There's nothing more to see.
都結束了 我要知道答案 What happened out there? I want to know! I want some answers!
一切都結束了 It is all over.
他人呢? Where is he? Where is he?
回來 我要問清楚 Get back here! I wanna ask you something!
我真不敢相信 Look at that! I don't believe this.
他們沒抓到他 我進去 They don't have him. I'm goin'.
這恐怕不好吧 No! That's not a good idea.
他們正來這里嗎? They're coming?
我傷了凱文嗎? Did I hurt Kevin?
他沒事 大概是嚇到了 No, he's OK. Mostly he was just scared.
我好怕 Edward, I was so afraid.
我還以為你死了 I thought you were dead.
我可沒那么想 I didn't.
不 No!
住手 No!
占美 住手 Jim, stop!
不 No!
住手 不然我就自己殺你 Stop it. Or I'll kill you myself.
啊 Aagh!
別再接近她 Hey! I said stay away from her!
再見 Goodbye.
我愛你 I love you.
他在里面嗎? Is he in there?
他死了 He's dead.
屋頂塌下來壓死了他 The roof caved in on him.
他們互相殘殺 They killed each other.
不信你們可以自己來看 You can see for yourselves.
看到嗎? See?
我要回家了 I'm goin' home.
喬伊斯 Joyce...
她再也沒見到他 She never saw him again.
在那一夜之后 Not after that night.
你怎么知道? How do you know?
因為我也在場 Because I was there.
你還是可以上去看看呀 You could have gone up there. You still could go.
不 親愛的 No, sweetheart.
我現在已經是個老婦人了 I'm an old woman now.
我只愿他記得我當年的樣子 I would rather him remember me the way I was.
你怎知他還活著? How do you know he's still alive?
我不知道 I... don't know.
不太確定 不過... Not for sure, but...
我相信他還活著 I believe he is.
在他沒下來前 You see, before he came down here...
這里從來不下雪 it never snowed.
之后... And afterwards...
就開始下雪了 it did.
如果他不在上面 那就不可能會下雪 If he weren't up there now, I don't think it would be snowing.
有時你會見我在雪中翩翩起舞 Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.